I'm looking to give a subscription away. Want one? All you need to do is comment and tell me why you deserve it. Or if you want someone else to have to tell me why they deserve it. Or hell just tell me a funny joke and make me laugh and you could get one! Someone random will get one at the end of the night. ( who knows maybe a few of you will be lucky

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Have fun and good luck

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And here are a few jokes I'd like to share always seems to make me laugh, I hope it will make you chuckle too ^w^
Here goes....X3 ...
-Q- Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A- Professional courtesy.
-Q- Whats the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A- A vampire only sucks blood at night
- Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Q- Why are men like blenders? A- You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
And a famous joke that I love- I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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